Well.
Here we are then.
Hello, I’m John. I hate talking about my achievements but in this context I suppose it's relevant. Here's goes.
I have over a decade of experience in integrated advertising, content, social media, CRM and digital. I've made campaigns across automotive, FMCG, banking, fast food, sport, and entertainment brands. 
I bring a strategic, proactive, and industrious mindset to drive results on every brief. 
I have a proven track record in winning awards, securing significant new business wins, and building enduring relationships with key stakeholders.
You can currently find me at TBWA in London, which just won Agency of the Year.
I also write freelance for some amazing brands. I love it. I'd do it for free if I wasn't addicted to expensive french cycling holidays.
My work has been awarded at Cannes, Campaign Big, Creative Circle, DMA and others. 
It has also been featured in Campaign, The BBC, The Science Museum, The Guardian, Luerzer's Archive, Contagious, LBB, and The Drum. 
God that was horrible. Get in touch, I'm much less horn-tooty in person.